Stolen from Mister-Saturn
1. What is your name?
I'll give you a hint, it's a name.2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
Ontario, Canada. It's dark and cold and.. cold.
But slightly less cold because this thing called spring.3. How old are you?
22. 23 in the fall.
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm 22, I am a man.5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
Don't let Tumblr see this question, they'll get offended by the lack of a "neither" choice.
Among other things.6. Describe yourself in four words.
I'm the invisible man7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
"H-hello Senpai"8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
"Is this some kind of joke?"9. What makes you happy?
And this art thing.10. What really grinds your gears?
People who think they know shit but don't.11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?
That and sports.12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
Vimeo jams13. What confuses you?
People who think they'll get free art just because they talked to that artist that one time and think they're friends.14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Introvert, social anxiety for days bro.15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favorite drawings!)
Like, I'm not sure who drew these, but I like them.16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
And vargio jims17. What is your specialty?
Being the laziest piece of shit you've ever seen18. Do you have any fears?
Only a fool would say no.19. Do you have a fursona?
Contrary to popular belief, I do not.20. What is your spirit animal?
Chef Gordon Ramsay21. Where is your favorite place to be?
At my computer playing vismeo spims22. What is your favorite type of weather?
Indoors.23. What is your favorite song?
Whatever has my attention at the moment.
And right now it's the entire Xenoblade soundtrack.
Shit's beautiful.24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
Too many things.25. What is your favorite website?
Youtubes and Tumblr and DA, and whatever else.26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
"The whole house smelled like fried okra."27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)?
PC. Mac is for hipsters and Linux is for people who don't want either.28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
iOS. Because my iPod kinda uses it.29. What's your favorite possession?
Everything30. What is your favorite type of cookie?
Homemade ones because yum.31. What is your favorite beverage?
Lemonade is pretty yum also.32. What is your favorite game?
At the moment it's Monster Hunter 4 and Xenoblade.33. Tell us a funny childhood story.
Before I started school I cried when my brother went to school because I wanted to go with him.
I learned now I was not crying because of that, but because I knew I would have to go to that hell eventually.34. Do you have a pet?
3 dogs, a cat and a brother.35. Who is your favorite artist? (Links?)
Basically my friends among others. I'm not linking because I'm lazy.36. Have you ever stolen anything?
I stole the bow from the shop in Link's Awakening, does that count?37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
Yes. I can't remember what though.38. What is your favorite cartoon/video game character?
I don't play favourites, it causes jealousy.39. What inspires you?
Music, art, things, my brain sometimes when I actually manage to get an idea.40. Are you in a relationship?
Nah.41. Do you have any crushes?
NAH.42. Do you have an ex?
NAH43. Are you a virgin?
What if I am?
If you have a problem with that, fight me I'm ripped.44. What attracts you?
Vihbio slams45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow?
I don't.46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
So long as I'm happy, then yes.47. What is the meaning of life?
Actually why is this not question 42?48. What is stressing you out right now?
Lots of things. Lots of them. Just not all at once.49. What calms you down?
Vitrio flams50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.
George Clooney.51. What are you wearing right now?
Clothes.52. What is your favorite thing to wear?
Clothes.53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you?
Twelve.54. Are you a pervert?
I would respond with a facial expression here, but that's a bit difficult to do given that text can only go so far.55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
Yes. Nicest place was home.
56. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
<shulk>I'm really feeling it.</shulk>57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Important things like nothing.58. How often are you on the computer?
All of it.59. How often are you on DeviantART?
I always have a tab for it open. So I can catch messages as I get them.60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
Breathe. And ..y'know eat?
Sarcasm.61. What superpower would you want to have?
The power to turn someone's red blood cells into thumbtacks.62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
Well first it'd be taxed to hell because gonvernment and I don't feel like going to jail for tax evasion.
And whatever I'd have left I'd bank it, retire, and live off the interest and continue to do what I'm doing.
63. What is your favorite emote?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 64. What are you addicted to?
Vojio splims65. What is something you can't wait for?
Xenoblade Chronicles X.66. What is your favorite quote?
"This is a quote."
-Me, 201567. How do you wish you were different?
Well I wish I wasn't so blergh all the time.68. Do you believe in aliens?
Bruh, what if we're the aliens?69. .....lol.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 70. Do you want to get married?
Not planning on it.71. Do you want to have children?
I'm not a fan of young kids.
Eugh.72. What is the best thing?
That thing.73. What is the worst thing?
This thing.74. Tell us a fun fact about anything.
Onions have layers.75. What would be the best day ever for you?
A day where I actually draw things.76. Do you like roller coasters?
They're okay.77. Are you religious?
Nah. I'm a man of science.78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
Nope. I'll go into debt when I want to.79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?)
Had one. Sort of.80. What do you wish you had?
1337 pr0 hax sk331z81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on?
Superwholock is fuckgn trash.82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be?
Whoops I'm already one.83. What kind of phone do you have?
I don't84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
Arts and videos and stuff.85. What is your favorite thing to smell?
Food. Food generally has a nice smell.86. What is your favorite thing to hear?
Bacon sizzle mang that shit's like fine art.87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
Foods bruh it's all good.88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
Like cats.89. Do you believe in ghosts?
I'm the King of Ghosts.90. Do you like hugs, or are you no-touch?
Don't touch me motherfuuuuuuuuuuuuucker91. What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
Things.92. What do you miss?
Definitely not school I'll tell you that.93. What do you wish you were better at?
Art94. What do you think about a lot?
What the hell am I going to do today.95. Do you have any allergies?
Pollen and dust and you.96. What is your favorite flash based game? (Link?)
What is this, 2004?97. What is your favorite little kid show?
Nothing.98. What is the best joke you know?
Tumblr.99. What makes you different than everyone else?
I am the King of Ghosts100. Was this quiz worth it?